I Think
parents are getting a little ahead of themselves. Did you hear about
the preschool for unborn babies!!! They start each day in Homewomb.
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks a beautiful woman out on a date.
She asks "why would I go out with a mushroom" The mushroom proclaims,
"But I am a fungi"
A man walks into a bar. He sits down and a voice says "nice shirt" He
looks around and doesn't see anyone except the bartender who is way
down at the other end of the bar. He then hears the voice tell him that
his hair is looking nice tonight. Again, he looks around, and no one is
nearby.
Then the voice tells him he has never looked more handsome
than he does tonight. He screams out, "Bartender, are you talking to
me" The bartender says "no, it's the peanuts, they are complimentary"
Comments (9)
You were at the Foo Bar last night! And you didn't introduce yourself. We thought of having boiled eggs on the bar like they did in the old days . . . but they were devilish.
LOL I never know with you ~ politics, a book review, or jokes.
lol... great delivery! :)
Oh, man...
Your timing is excellent! :)
lol wow mom these ladies don't really know you.... I hate to break it to you lovely ladies but my mom has a really hard time finishing jokes in person... she like to imagine that she's funny though.
Love you mom.
punk kids, telling my short comings.....
yes, it's true... in person I am HORRIBLE at telling jokes.... I always forget the punch line or bobble it badly.
The written joke is my friend.
Thanks for the chuckle this evening