>1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>Unique Up On It.
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>2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>Tame Way.
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>3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>They Take The Psycho Path
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>4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>You Boil The Hell Out Of It
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>5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>Dam!
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>6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
>Polaroid's
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>7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>A Stick
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>8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>Nacho Cheese.
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>9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>Subordinate Clauses.
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>10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>Quattro Sinko.
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>11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>Spoiled Milk.
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>12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>Frostbite.
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>13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
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>14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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>15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>Right Where You Left Him.
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>16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>Because They Have Big Fingers .
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>17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>Because It Scares The Dog.
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>18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>Sanka.
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>19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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>20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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>21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
>A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
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>22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
>Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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>Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile
Comments (2)
Mom you are silly! One of the many reasons I love you.
Well done, Pottermom, well done. Oh, wait, that's how I like my steak.
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